* Cockroaches have fingers and nails?
* Rats are visual learners?
* Ballpens in the earlier times are used as needles in making umbrellas?
* The saliva of an ostrich is used in making cheese?
Amazing, isn't it?
All of which were only my inventions. Laughters.
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Inexact answers for exact questions
Examples of inexact answers for exact questions:
Did you eat already?
I'm full.
Where's your mom?
Why ask?
What time is your class?
Later.
Where have you been?
I arrived a couple of minutes ago.
How was it done?
It's easy.
Why were you not around yesterday?
It was absent.
What time is it now?
It's still early.
Where are you now?
I'm on my way there.
Did you eat already?
I'm full.
Where's your mom?
Why ask?
What time is your class?
Later.
Where have you been?
I arrived a couple of minutes ago.
How was it done?
It's easy.
Why were you not around yesterday?
It was absent.
What time is it now?
It's still early.
Where are you now?
I'm on my way there.
Pinoy Signs
Posted outside a house in Jaro, Iloilo:
HOURSE FOR RENT, FULLY FURNACED
(Oh, it must really be hot in there.)
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On a glass window of a photography shop in Cabanatuan:
WE SHOOT YOU WHILE YOU WAIT
***
Posted at a construction site in Mandaluyong:
BAWAL OMEHI DITO, ANG MAHULI BOG-BOG!
***
On the fence of a makeshift parking lot in Pasay:
PARKING PEE: P10
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Printed on a streamer in front of a gym in Lucena City:
WE ALMOST HAVE COMPLETE SET OF GYM EQUIPMENTS
(Now, how's that for truth in advertising?)
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In a supermarket in Baguio:
FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE
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Outside a flower shop along Avenida Rizal:
WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS
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In a bowling center in Congressional:
PARKING FOR COSTUMERS ONLY
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In a restaurant in Cebu:
WE HAB SOP-DRINK IN CAN AN IN BATOL
HOURSE FOR RENT, FULLY FURNACED
(Oh, it must really be hot in there.)
***
On a glass window of a photography shop in Cabanatuan:
WE SHOOT YOU WHILE YOU WAIT
***
Posted at a construction site in Mandaluyong:
BAWAL OMEHI DITO, ANG MAHULI BOG-BOG!
***
On the fence of a makeshift parking lot in Pasay:
PARKING PEE: P10
***
Printed on a streamer in front of a gym in Lucena City:
WE ALMOST HAVE COMPLETE SET OF GYM EQUIPMENTS
(Now, how's that for truth in advertising?)
***
In a supermarket in Baguio:
FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE
***
Outside a flower shop along Avenida Rizal:
WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS
***
In a bowling center in Congressional:
PARKING FOR COSTUMERS ONLY
***
In a restaurant in Cebu:
WE HAB SOP-DRINK IN CAN AN IN BATOL
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